The Countdown to the G.I. Joe Convention Has Begun!

Well, G.I. JOE :RETALIATION has finally made it to theaters, and it's looks like it should do well at the box office.  Less than a week from now the annual G.I. Joe Convention will kick off in Indianapolis, and I will be there tweeting and posting amid the chaos.

 If you are going, stop by and say "Hi" when I'm at the Joecustoms.com table.  And while you're there, take a look at the incredible custom G.I. Joe figures that will be on display.  Even if you have never made a custom figure, the JC staff will be more than happy to help you get started with tricks and tips for customizers of every level.

I plan on doing a full run down of all Joecon activities, so check back here often.  For on the spot coverage, follow me on Twitter at @NxtGr8Adventure .  I try to focus on the 12" figures as there are lots of other sites, such as generalsjoes.com that do an excellent job of covering the 3 3/4" side of things.

Hopefully the week should go quick, but I still have lots to do before I'm ready!

G.I. JOE: RETALIATION: The Good, The Bad, and the Meh

So I saw G.I. JOE: RETALIATION last night.  I was planning on seeing it this weekend, but when I started to hear about screenings that were being held on March 26^th, I did a little investigating and found a theater nearby that had a 7:00 show, so I said what the heck, and went.

Overall, I liked it.  It wasn’t a great movie by any stretch, but it was a decent popcorn movie and Joe fans should be generally pleased with the results.  I’m not going to do a straight up review of the movie, I’m instead going to run down the things I liked, the things I didn’t, and the things that were just…..meh.  I will try to avoid spoilers as much as I can.

The Good

·         Joes were Joes.  Right away this movie had a big advantage over G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA by having a G.I. Joe team that was like the team we have known for 30+ years.  Gone were the PITT in Egypt, the international members, and most thankfully, the accelerator suits.  The Joes were back to being a Real American Hero in this.

·         Cobra Commander looked and acted like Cobra Commander should.

·         HISS Tanks! AWE Striker!

·         Jonathan Pryce as the President (And as Zartan as the President).  He seemed to really be having fun in the role(s) especially the scene at Fort Sumter.

·         Dwayne Johnson as Roadblock.  He also seemed to be having fun as Roadblock, and I hope this isn’t the last time he plays that role.

·         The Mountain Ninja Battle.  A very “Silent Interlude”-ish fight, and definitely the highlight of the film. 

The Bad

·         Flint- This is nothing against D.J. Cotrona; but Flint had almost nothing to do this entire film, there was no character development with him, and he was just a generic Joe rather than the kick ass Warrant Officer we all know.  Speaking of rank, that leads me to…

·         It seems no one attached to the movie knew anything about the military rank structure of the chain of command.  First off, the ranks of the Joes were all messed up; Flint was a Sergeant not a Chief Warrant Officer, Lady Jaye was a First Lieutenant not a Specialist, and Roadblock was a Sergeant Major.  After the other Joes are betrayed and wiped out, Roadblock was in charge, even though Lady Jaye outranked him.  It’s a minor quibble, but as a veteran it bugged me.

·         The jumps.  There are several points in the film where the characters suddenly go from one place to another instantly, even across the world.  A prime example of this is when the Joes try to get out of Pakistan after the ambush.  They are walking along in the middle of nowhere and suddenly discover an airfield.  Roadblock tells Flint and Lady Jaye “There’s our way home” and the next thing you know they are back in the United States.  I wanted to know how they got home, did they steal a plane and fly back?  Who was running the airstrip, drug smugglers, the CIA, the Taliban?  How tough was it to get out of there after your President told the world you were traitors?  It didn’t have to be elaborate, but a little explanation would have been nice.

·         So Cobra dropped a spike from space on London and destroyed it utterly, that’s kind of a bad thing, right?  You’d think so, but after it happened there was almost no mention of it or the millions of casualties.

·         RZA.  Goofy looking and awful, luckily he’s only in it a short time.

The Meh

·         Bruce Willis as General Joe Colton.  As great as it was having the original G.I. Joe played by Bruce Willis in the movie, he was just kind of there, if you’ve seen the trailers for the past year you’ve seen most of this screen time.

·         The humor.  I admit I had high hopes for some witty banter based on the fact that the screenplay was written by the guys who wrote ZOMBIELAND, but for the most part it seemed a little off.  The interaction between Duke and Roadblock was good, and President Zartan had a few good one liners, but that was pretty much it.

All in all, I’m glad I went, and I will probably be seeing it again during the G.I. Joe Convention in Indianapolis.  I hope it’s a hit, because they have the Joe Movie franchise heading in the right direction, and I want to see more.

Diving into Kre-Os

A couple of entries ago I mentioned how GI Joe merchandise had went from practically non-existant to overload seemingly overnight, I guess that's what happens when a movie is opening in a few weeks.  One of the new offerings is the GI Joe line of Kre-Os, Hasbro's 2nd attempt to get some Lego-type bucks (Remember Build to Rule?).  So far these have been a lot of fun, and thatnk's to the Toys R Us BOGO sale, I now have all but 2 of the sets.  Saturday night I rolled up my sleeves and cracked open the box to this wave's biggest set: Battle Platform Attack.

Based on the Tactical Battle Platform playset, this baby comes loaded with all sorts of vehicles: a Cobra Flight Pod, FANG Coptor, and a GI Joe RAM Cycle, as well as a jail cell to throw Cobra Commander's worthless hide into.  Manning the Battle Platform are Duke and Roadblock, and in addition to the Commander 2 more Cobra Troops are thrown in for good measure. 

Right away, one of the first things I liked about these setsis the box.  The box is designed so that it opens into a tray to hold the pieces until you need them.  Nothing is more frustrating than having all of those little pieces roll all over the place and get lost, thankfully that isn't the case here.

I started on the vehicles first, and after 1/2 of work, I had these ready to go:

After finishing the FANG and the jail cell, I moved onto the Battle Platform itself.  All fo the pieces fit together nicely, and they looked and felt no different than Legos.  Fast forward a couple of hours later and everything was build, ready to engage in the neverending battle of GI Joe vs Cobra:

My favorite thing about this set?  on the base of the Battle Platform in a little work area, complete with tools and work bench to store them.  Right next to this work area is a mini fridge stocked with two cans of Joe Cola.  Evidently battling Cobra is thirsty work.

Kre-Os are a lot of fun and are great for any GI Joe fan.  My son and I had a blast putting them together, and look forward to getting more sets (Except for the ninja ones, we hate ninjas!).

Every Toy Has It's Price....

...even crap ones like this.

Even crappy toys like this have a price point where you cave and buy it.  For me, the price for this piece of Mattel at its finest was $1.86. I especially like the "As Is" price sticker, even Target know the Green Lantern Movie toys were bad.  So now I own this, yay me.